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Sun, 18th Oct 2009 | batteredhaddock | Created on: visionarydictionary.com | 3,975 Views, 3 Nods.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone! (2009)

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? - 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. - 3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? - 4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you
keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their arses! - 5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see
that?'. No Loser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor! - 6
People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? - 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new. - 8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? - 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbarse?

                


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Sun, 18th Oct 2009
or, while youre down there.
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Sun, 18th Oct 2009
Like it BigCol! - Number 11 anyone??
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Sun, 18th Oct 2009
10 - People who say "If you're making one" when I ask "Would you like a cup of tea?". Of course I'm making one. I'm either already making one and want to know if you'd like one too, or I am bloody making one now cos you soddin' well said 'yes'!!
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