Mon, 27th Feb 2012 | Talisman | Created on: originalshorts.com | 385 Views.

"WELCOME ABOARD THE TRAIN OF THOUGHT" (my first entry for BigCol's competition)

WELCOME ABOARD THE TRAIN OF THOUGHT

WHERE THE HEART IS STOUT, AND THE TROUSERS TAUGHT

UNCLE ROGER'S LEG'S IN DECLINE AGAIN

THE WOODEN ONE, NOT THE GOOD ONE, WOODWORM REMAIN

A SINGLE MALT WHISKY, TO SPUR THE JOURNEY ON

CHRIST! THAT'S MY SIXTEENTH IN THE LAST TWO HOURS

I'M STARTING TO FEEL A BIT WOOZY

I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE

ROGER...GIVE ME YOUR LEG, I NEED TO BREAK A WINDOW

JUST HAND IT OVER, OR...

I'LL TELL AUNT TRUDY WHAT YOU DO WITH THE KNOT IN THE ANKLE

IT'S TOO LATE NOW, LATHER ME UP, I'M GOING RECON

THIS TRAIN IS MY NAM

A NECKLACE OF JAMMY DODGERS, I HAVEN'T TIME FOR EARS

THE CONDUCTOR'S COMING, PRETEND WE'RE STUDENTS

WELL! SHAVE THEN YOU IDIOT

DO I HAVE TO THINK OF EVERYTHING

I SEE NOW, THAT I DO...I SEE THAT IS THE CASE

DEEP WITHIN MY MIND, INSIDE THAT DESOLATE PLACE

IN THAT CHASM, WHERE ALL IRRELEVANCE IS BROUGHT

WELCOME ABOARD THE TRAIN OF THOUGHT.