Sat, 10th Mar 2012 | Talisman | Created on: originalshorts.com | 534 Views, 1 Nod.

Nothing To Do With "She's A Lady". (my first entry for CTaylor's competition)

How many faces should a peppercorn have

If a peppercorn should have none

Thrice as many as the garden mouse

With his bouffant hair

And his grandiose house

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How many singlets should a shot putter have

If a shot putter should have none

Four score and seven more, than a bedouin's wives

With their trees of green

And abundant bee hives

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How many trikes should a limbless man have

If a limbless man should have none

Not as many as a octopuss clan

With their spangly tights

And a world conquering plan

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How many verses should this poem have

If normality says it should have none

Just as many as I choose to write

With my two little digits

And a mind full of shite.