Tue, 20th Mar 2012 | Talisman | Created on: originalshorts.com | 881 Views.

Fun With Food

Fun With Food

I'd like to think that there isn't a man alive (and some women) that hasn't at one
time or another, rearranged food to resemble body parts (ie the genitals).

Check out my post from a couple of weeks ago:
Romance Never Dies.

You're a better man than I, if you can walk past a co-workers packed lunch,
sat innocently on their workspace, only to have them return to a defiled picnic
of perversion.

Who can peruse through a fruit and vegetable section of a supermarket, without
grabbing some grapefruits or melons, adopting a Les Dawsonesque, letcherous
gurn, whilst giving them a good squeeze (shouting: knickers, knackers, knockers).
I miss Les Dawson.

Of course, it's not just food items that are abused in such a manner
Balloons, or anything spherical for that matter. All will have been pushed up a
jumper and thrust into an unsuspecting victims face at some time.
All in the name of the great British sense of humour.

Always makes me laugh, I'm afraid.

Bon appetit.


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Wed, 21st Mar 2012
Have been for a while now.
Three kids was enough for me.
My mind was disturbed enough before them.
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Wed, 21st Mar 2012
jaffa ?
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Tue, 20th Mar 2012
Reminds me of a time once when my dear old mum of all people peeled a banana whilst uttering the time honoured lines of "One skin, two skin, three skin and.....the other one."
Food can be fun.
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Tue, 20th Mar 2012
The picture shows how I found my lunch one day.
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