2
Sat, 24th Mar 2012 | Talisman | Created on: originalshorts.com | 684 Views, 1 Nod.

What A Dirty Heathen (for MatthewCollins new competition)



What A Dirty Heathen.


The Master Sign writer wore a talisman beneath his hoodie

And a codpiece within his breeches

'Behold' he would shout out loud, at passers by

'Would'st thou have me discard my wanton contraption?'

'Only to have thee suckle upon my man teet'

The man-milk of human kindness, had gone sour within his soul

In the local market place he would yell

'Why have you forsaken me, oh Lord?'

'Why must you punish me, whilst bestowing favour unto others?'

'Gaze upon Talisman'

'Hopping around, with all the testicular freedom of a pantless gazelle'

The Master Sign writer wore a talisman beneath his hoodie

As a sign of his lack of faith, burned into his flesh

What a dirty heathen.


                


 | Printable Version | 
Loading...
Noddleit users login to comment or Signup
Username or Email
Password
Lost password?

Sun, 25th Mar 2012
Hahahaha funny !
Nod+ (0)
 | 
Sat, 24th Mar 2012
It's a funny old world, isn't it.
Nod+ (0)
 | 
 

Login or signup
UserID
Pword
Keep me logged in on this computer
  Help.


Login with Facebook

Intelligent Exposure.
Loading...

0.264400