OK!Calm Down. Just wondering how we generate Views! If ColGif can generate 100 + Views with the header "Girlfriend" I am waiting to see my result. Happy new year all.
A Great selection of one liner jokes for your pleasure, let me know the funniest ones! and the worst ones!
One Liner no1
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."
One liner no2
"So I was...
I often think of closing the door
In fact lately I think of it more
It's like living in another time
Very much like losing my mind
I'm looking at the table round
Feeling lke a servant of the crown
Going out of my mind
When all around me is the...
Is it me or is the Euro dollar staggering on like a wounded animal waiting to die? All of the time on the news we keep hearing about the latest disaster that is befalling it and it seems to me that...
To Fix or not to Fix? That is the question! It is so hard to know what to do for the best, which would you choose and your reasons why.